There might be an off-color drilling joke to be made in there, but I am not the girl who will be making it.

"It's passing strange, yeah. Everything is, but that also is. There's less candy but no less desire to see people take their clothes off? Honestly I'd think that being all neighbours would make it a little extra weird, like, constantly running into people who've seen you in the buff. But I also wouldn't be caught dead there so, you know, obviously not of the required mindset."